Terrible news... I haven't scored a goal in NHL hockey '93 for the Sega Genesis. Not even a goal. What a contrast to NHL hockey '92 which had a guaranteed quick left-right shot on a breakaway for a goal. And a walk around the net to back out front and shot was an easy 2-0. Now all those moves are gone in '93. All you have now is one-timers. It's brutal. Cause everyone knows I don't pass so right there I've lost the whole battle at hello. And I'm up in here in the majors with pros who've had nothing to do for years but perfect their game. How am I supposed to compete with that? ...and please tell me you're all John Favreau/Vince Vaughn fans... and if you don't know what I'm talking about I hope for your sake you're older than 30.
Awesome news... I'm now 3rd in dart rankings on the team, which kinda makes me a big deal. And I just hit my first ever 180 today... sick 'ahem... so I wanna thank God for giving me such sweet hands and such..' And also I have a new dart board at my place that I spend way too much time throwing at. So if any of you back home think you have what it takes to bring down the champ... I'm offering free lessons...
And I think this is funny, and I know this guy from school which that makes it even funnier...
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=420656
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