Cro Magnon...
There are only so many ways you can try to explain something before you begin to wonder whether or not you're insane. Such as... for example... when I tried to get a guy to unplug the woofer from his stereo because it was shaking the walls of our apartment.
"BUT I've already turned the volume down as low as it can go...!"
"No, see, what I'm saying is, it's not about the volume, you can actually turn the volume up! Just unplug the woofer"
"LOOK, the bass is turned all the way to zero...!"
"Maybe, but here, feel the woofer, it's shaking the ground, at least put it on a pillow or a box or something"
"I'll GIVE you the controller, you can try to turn the volume lower..."
"Ummmm... okay, will your system still work if you unplug the woofer?"
"GO ahead and call the cops... You're being unreasonable... I should be allowed to listen to music in my own house... I'm a firefighter and this is my schedule..."
"Well... ?... ?... ?... ... !... ... I'm a lawyer... and this is nuisance!"
"okay LEAVE"...
(lol)
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