Sophistimicated

I'm sitting in an apartment overlooking the Italian Alps... with semi-decent fish... ie. capers, tomatoes, olives, and assortment of spice... I'm drinking non-Italian, in fact, Slovenian, white wine.. and I can tell the difference... playing chess online with a couple of sandbaggers that are incredibly better than me yet somehow hover around my rating... who... in order of appearance... (1) utterly destroyed me.. in a... I'm playing a 6-year old but I still will still punch you in the face kinda way... (2) forced stalemate with a pawn vs my two rooks because I had 10 seconds to checkmate... (3) devastated my kingside... was 8 points up... and fell to my Qb2, Kc4, and an assortment of passed pawns... and lastly (4) up a piece and a winning position he... or she... played their queen right into my bishop aND PIECE!

... this is probably the most sophisticated I have ever... and most likely... will ever be