Steps to Open an Account

... "So I do all the paperwork for you and you come back in fift- minutes"...
... "Was that fift-EEEN or fift-Y?"...
... "Fiftee-e... just a little while you come back okay?"...
... "I know, but fift-EEN or fift-Y"..
... "FiftEE"... "nnN".. "Do you have anything you need to do in town for a while?"
... "Fifteen?... fifteen, like one-five... or fifty, like five-zero?"
... /puzzled look/...
... "fifteen" (Holding up one and five fingers...) "or fifty" (Holding up 5 and a fist)
... "?"...
... "Ummm... tell you what... I... uh... I'll just come back in the afternoon... I actually have someplace to be... in a little while so... you open back up at 2:45 after lunch right?"
... "2:45-3"...
... "Okay great, I'll just see you then"...
... "You want a bancomat card as well?"...
... "Yes, that would be great..."... ... "ciao"...