3 Things

1) The guy I'm reading has 23 questions he thought up to ask people to see if he could ever get along with them. All so incredibly random... incredibly funny... and to be honest... lets him know the exact same thing 23 different ways...
... and that is...
... is this person answering these questions at all deep, interesting or the least bit funny?...
... at the same time lets the answerer know the exact same thing in 23 different ways...
... and that is...
... the person asking these questions is definitely deep, interesting and funny...

... Sparing you 23 things that truly are funnier and more interesting than I could write... for both our sakes... here are my, more serious, questions for people...

a) What are the 3 most selfless things you've ever done in your life?
b) When have you ever almost died?
c) What's the most selfish thing you've ever done in your life?
d) When have you ever really felt alive?

2) You can't really say that we played bad against Cortina... but you can't really say that we played good against Cortina either... It was a nothing game... no goals for, no goals against, no penalties, no nothing... and sometimes those are the worst kind of games ever... especially if those nothing games mean your third loss in a row.

3) 3 packages that we were waiting on just happened to come the exact same day... TODAY! I don't really know what this says about the Italian mail service... And if there's one thing where all semblance of patience leaves Danelle it's surprises... most especially things in boxes that you don't know what they are... And if there's one thing where all modest use of packaging tape leaves my mother it's international packages... Without a good set of tree cutting scissors there literally is no way to get into these packages.
... You have never seen anything funnier than Danelle vs packaging tape rounds 1, 2, and 3 that all took place as we drove back to our house... interspersed with feelings of fatigue and failure... And wouldn't you know it... that happened to be the day when I felt like taking as long as I could to get home... There was a beautiful view of some majestic snow-capped mountains... there was a beautiful flower just nipped by the frost... there was an annoying cow-bell... and there was an... OW!!... why'd you punch me... CAUSE I WANT TO GET HOME!!... well you didn't have to punch me!? YES I DID AND YOU KNOW IT!!... owww... but right in the leg!?... owwwww...