Win Some you Lose Some

It's very complicated... like a science but more like a pseudo science... but extended trial and error has led me to conclude that airports are allergic to Danelle. Kinda like how a butterfly flapping it's wings in North America can cause a hurricane in India... Danelle purchasing a ticket online can cause every airport on that day to delay flights, have hailstorms and tornado watches... and make airline companies not give us free hotel or food vouchers...
...after 3 hours waiting in line to be rerouted we're 2nd in line... and a lady to be heretofore named as sneaks... slithers in line ahead of the non-english speaking people ahead of us... Danelle being too nice... doesn't let me call sneaks out and make her go to the back of the line... and we're treated to one more lesson of why you should never be nice to anyone... (taking advantage of you) ... SOOOO... Sneaks gets helped... foreign dude gets helped... and... lady leaves and starts boarding our flight... Screwed...
...Danelle suddenly gets mad... stops sneaks... calls her out... "Just so you know that was VERY RUDE to sneak into line like that"... (SNEAKS) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize yadda yadda whatever"... I run after the airline lady and convince her to help just one more group (us)... and we get onto our flight... and guess who's sitting in our row... SNEAKS!
...Now we're in THE DIRTY... Sharing a hotel room with a fellow San Diegoanite?... no clothes... no toothbrush... delivery pizza... pepperoni... and no ride from the airport tomorrow... but I'm excited...